Comic Con 08

Comic Con was fucking awesome this year, I was surprise to see a huge amount of people's dress up as anime and video games characters. I was a bunch of pics and i also picked up a Death Note and a pussy wagon key chain. It's was a overall good times and most of the geeks who was they was friendly and not the anti social people you come to expect from tv shows.

Army of Two:With a little help from my friends

I pick up the game today after having to go 2 best buys. Apparently this game is very popular. I can't wait to play co-op with uncle wreckless sometime during the weekend. Anyways im off to afk honor grind/homework/try out army of two.

Starting Over

I decided to reroll alliance because my friend pen wanted to. He end up buying a druid and I already had a 60 pally. My pally is already level 65 and should be 70 by the end of the week. Which mean i have to honor grind but since pen is done with his he can play my guy to get honor. We also playing with Nc a gnome warrior who was an ex glad. We're making a 3v3 team and the makeup will be Warrior, Ret Pally, Druid. This is a very strong combo and is the top team on WSG right now. We see how this works and hopefully i will report back with good results.


Cheers,
Chort

Assasin Ass/Ds Cobalt

I decided to play Assasin Creed: Altair Chronicles mainly because I won from a contest. I should have know its was going to be bad because its has Chronicles in it. I mean everything thats had Chronicles is bad such as Chronicles of nardia and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The game took me about 4 hours to complete which is very short for video game standard. Let go over the good first, 1 the way they mold the touch screen into the game is very nice. Each action you do such as pick pocketing and putting pressure point on someone is done through a mini game. The pressure point one is done exactly like Elite Beat Agents except without the Japanese pop in the background. Now the bad Altair move like a dirty pirate, you learn about 20 something combos but its just better to just press X, X,X on any enemy you encounter. They not enough minigames and when you finally do learn the cool shit the game is over. The $35.99 is not worth it in my opinion and I'm just happy I won it. Maybe i can pawn it onto someone who I hate.

I finally got my DS cobalt today and I totally loves it!!! The screen is 10 times brighter then the DS fat. Its smaller and I'm not scare to bust it out while I'm on the train or at school. I finally beat Pokemon Pearl just to find out they a grind at the end to catch the last Pokemon you need. They're 3 stages to gaming but thats for a later post when i will describe the 3 stages i go through when playing a game.

Cheers,
Chort

Xbox 360/DS Homebrew

I can't remember the last time I played xbox 360 which is pretty bad. It's the end of the Christmas season which means zero games are out due to publishers releasing games in nov through dec months for all the mommy to buy. This leave mature gamers in a bind because you prey they will release a game during this drought. Such games has such success like Bioshock which was release in the summer. However Nintendo is releasing Super Smash Brother in march but Nintendo takes 5 years to release a game and its comes out when its come so its basically dumb luck.

My xbox doesn't get much love only during the holiday season and my wii never get touched its like my 2nd wife when i already have 3. I'm to busy playing with my 3rd wife to play with the 2nd and my 3rd wife is the Nintendo Ds due to a new sexual discovery i found out which is aka home brew. Home brew is hard to describe but i will describe its as an metaphor its like when your wife lets you do the most dirtiest thing to her such as DP and A2M. That's why i love my ds because its satisfy me with double headers such as Pokemon and Phoenix Wright: Ace attorney.

I recently decided to pick up a new DS which will become my 4th wife due to my 3rd wife being all fat. Here a picture of my 3rd wife who i will trade in for a new one.










Here a picture of my new mail order wife which i will be picking up on feb 10 due to thinness and its also more prettier then my old one.





Cheers,
Chort

The World of Pokemon i mean Warcraft

Pokemon's was something I use to enjoy when I was a child. I remember playing pokemon the red and blue. I remember picking squirtle as my 1st pokemon because i like turtles simple enough. It's have been a good 12 years since i last play pokemon however i recently pick up Pokemon Pearl and starting out on my adventure. Not must have change in the past 12 years and its exactly the same game with new pokemon's and some rehash pokemon. Although its exactly the same; its still addicting as its was before when i was a child.

The game start off exactly the same you're a teen on an adventure and you get to choose 3 types of pokemon at the start. You can either pick a Fire monkey, Boxing Penguin or an plant thingy. The premise is still the same get all 8 badges and make it to the tournament and become a Pokemon champion. They're some new feature such as Wifi battles but its really the same game. However i can't put it down, i was playing it whenever i was on the train however i find myself playing it at home now and often.

The days of wow have reach its point, however will its release me from its claws. I haven't been on the game all week and i told my raiding guild my pc broke down. What else is there to do in the game i already seen all the high level content and after that its sunwell. I don't think they would be a problem coming back in 2 months and getting into sunwell. I think the main reason i stop playing wow is because zach quit which was the main reason i was playing because i enjoy arena. Until he come back im on leave

Later,
Chort
P.S. I pick the boxing penguin.

Homebrew, Raiding and Advance War: Days of ruin

I just got my m3 ds real last night and uploaded a bunch of games i owned. However i was highly disappointed because i can't get video to works because its require a lot of decoding and recoding. I'm bound to figure it out sooner or later but last night its was just frustration. Everything else is fine they been times where a game frozen on me but after a quick reset its was fine.

Raiding what can you say about it, its a grind to get better gear to heal effective or output more damage. Back in the day before BC you use to raid to get pve gear to pwned a noob. However this is no longer require due to the pvp/arena system. The pvp/arena system is flaw and most raiders call it welfare epics. The of having epics means that you accomplish something thats was hard however doing 10 games a week and after a month getting a purple hardly seem like you earn it. Back to raiding, i truly hate raiding as a healer because its like playing whack a mole with bars maybe its would be more enjoyable if i could hook up my ds to the pc and touch the bars to heal.

Finally i notice something on DS Fanboy which kinda brother me, its was an review of Advance wars claiming its was to hard. In my last post i posted its was to easy which is an complete contradiction's to DS Fanboys. Which mean either I'm either lying and claiming your my baby daddy or the DS Fanboys reviewer sucks at Strategy games and never play one before. I like to believe thats the truth, because i sucks at strategy games example Starcraft and Warcraft series. I like Advance Wars because its simple and its like rock, paper, scissor combat, the only requirement for resources is to capture city's to receive funds on your turn. They no worrying about getting wood or metal to craft weapons, the game is design for young children's to play. The point of this post is that i found someone who sucks at strategy games more then me and what an wonderful day.

Later
Chort