Monday, April 21, 2008

Comic Con 08

Comic Con was fucking awesome this year, I was surprise to see a huge amount of people's dress up as anime and video games characters. I was a bunch of pics and i also picked up a Death Note and a pussy wagon key chain. It's was a overall good times and most of the geeks who was they was friendly and not the anti social people you come to expect from tv shows.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Army of Two:With a little help from my friends


I pick up the game today after having to go 2 best buys. Apparently this game is very popular. I can't wait to play co-op with uncle wreckless sometime during the weekend. Anyways im off to afk honor grind/homework/try out army of two.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Starting Over

I decided to reroll alliance because my friend pen wanted to. He end up buying a druid and I already had a 60 pally. My pally is already level 65 and should be 70 by the end of the week. Which mean i have to honor grind but since pen is done with his he can play my guy to get honor. We also playing with Nc a gnome warrior who was an ex glad. We're making a 3v3 team and the makeup will be Warrior, Ret Pally, Druid. This is a very strong combo and is the top team on WSG right now. We see how this works and hopefully i will report back with good results.


Cheers,
Chort

Monday, February 11, 2008

Assasin Ass/Ds Cobalt

I decided to play Assasin Creed: Altair Chronicles mainly because I won from a contest. I should have know its was going to be bad because its has Chronicles in it. I mean everything thats had Chronicles is bad such as Chronicles of nardia and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The game took me about 4 hours to complete which is very short for video game standard. Let go over the good first, 1 the way they mold the touch screen into the game is very nice. Each action you do such as pick pocketing and putting pressure point on someone is done through a mini game. The pressure point one is done exactly like Elite Beat Agents except without the Japanese pop in the background. Now the bad Altair move like a dirty pirate, you learn about 20 something combos but its just better to just press X, X,X on any enemy you encounter. They not enough minigames and when you finally do learn the cool shit the game is over. The $35.99 is not worth it in my opinion and I'm just happy I won it. Maybe i can pawn it onto someone who I hate.

I finally got my DS cobalt today and I totally loves it!!! The screen is 10 times brighter then the DS fat. Its smaller and I'm not scare to bust it out while I'm on the train or at school. I finally beat Pokemon Pearl just to find out they a grind at the end to catch the last Pokemon you need. They're 3 stages to gaming but thats for a later post when i will describe the 3 stages i go through when playing a game.

Cheers,
Chort

Monday, February 4, 2008

Xbox 360/DS Homebrew

I can't remember the last time I played xbox 360 which is pretty bad. It's the end of the Christmas season which means zero games are out due to publishers releasing games in nov through dec months for all the mommy to buy. This leave mature gamers in a bind because you prey they will release a game during this drought. Such games has such success like Bioshock which was release in the summer. However Nintendo is releasing Super Smash Brother in march but Nintendo takes 5 years to release a game and its comes out when its come so its basically dumb luck.

My xbox doesn't get much love only during the holiday season and my wii never get touched its like my 2nd wife when i already have 3. I'm to busy playing with my 3rd wife to play with the 2nd and my 3rd wife is the Nintendo Ds due to a new sexual discovery i found out which is aka home brew. Home brew is hard to describe but i will describe its as an metaphor its like when your wife lets you do the most dirtiest thing to her such as DP and A2M. That's why i love my ds because its satisfy me with double headers such as Pokemon and Phoenix Wright: Ace attorney.

I recently decided to pick up a new DS which will become my 4th wife due to my 3rd wife being all fat. Here a picture of my 3rd wife who i will trade in for a new one.










Here a picture of my new mail order wife which i will be picking up on feb 10 due to thinness and its also more prettier then my old one.





Cheers,
Chort

Friday, February 1, 2008

The World of Pokemon i mean Warcraft


Pokemon's was something I use to enjoy when I was a child. I remember playing pokemon the red and blue. I remember picking squirtle as my 1st pokemon because i like turtles simple enough. It's have been a good 12 years since i last play pokemon however i recently pick up Pokemon Pearl and starting out on my adventure. Not must have change in the past 12 years and its exactly the same game with new pokemon's and some rehash pokemon. Although its exactly the same; its still addicting as its was before when i was a child.

The game start off exactly the same you're a teen on an adventure and you get to choose 3 types of pokemon at the start. You can either pick a Fire monkey, Boxing Penguin or an plant thingy. The premise is still the same get all 8 badges and make it to the tournament and become a Pokemon champion. They're some new feature such as Wifi battles but its really the same game. However i can't put it down, i was playing it whenever i was on the train however i find myself playing it at home now and often.

The days of wow have reach its point, however will its release me from its claws. I haven't been on the game all week and i told my raiding guild my pc broke down. What else is there to do in the game i already seen all the high level content and after that its sunwell. I don't think they would be a problem coming back in 2 months and getting into sunwell. I think the main reason i stop playing wow is because zach quit which was the main reason i was playing because i enjoy arena. Until he come back im on leave

Later,
Chort
P.S. I pick the boxing penguin.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Homebrew, Raiding and Advance War: Days of ruin


I just got my m3 ds real last night and uploaded a bunch of games i owned. However i was highly disappointed because i can't get video to works because its require a lot of decoding and recoding. I'm bound to figure it out sooner or later but last night its was just frustration. Everything else is fine they been times where a game frozen on me but after a quick reset its was fine.

Raiding what can you say about it, its a grind to get better gear to heal effective or output more damage. Back in the day before BC you use to raid to get pve gear to pwned a noob. However this is no longer require due to the pvp/arena system. The pvp/arena system is flaw and most raiders call it welfare epics. The of having epics means that you accomplish something thats was hard however doing 10 games a week and after a month getting a purple hardly seem like you earn it. Back to raiding, i truly hate raiding as a healer because its like playing whack a mole with bars maybe its would be more enjoyable if i could hook up my ds to the pc and touch the bars to heal.

Finally i notice something on DS Fanboy which kinda brother me, its was an review of Advance wars claiming its was to hard. In my last post i posted its was to easy which is an complete contradiction's to DS Fanboys. Which mean either I'm either lying and claiming your my baby daddy or the DS Fanboys reviewer sucks at Strategy games and never play one before. I like to believe thats the truth, because i sucks at strategy games example Starcraft and Warcraft series. I like Advance Wars because its simple and its like rock, paper, scissor combat, the only requirement for resources is to capture city's to receive funds on your turn. They no worrying about getting wood or metal to craft weapons, the game is design for young children's to play. The point of this post is that i found someone who sucks at strategy games more then me and what an wonderful day.

Later
Chort

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Advance Wars/Shadow Res Gear


I have been waiting for this game for quite awhile because after advance war duel strike left a bitter taste in my mouth. The reasons was because of the mechanics of the game. The game would always win when push in a tough spots such as co using they powers to wipe out my forces, take an example andy who can repairs all of his units on the field. Every time i think i was winning he would just auto repairs his unit every 10 turns or so.

What do i think about the new advance wars game well its to easy, i was able to blow through the single player in about 8 hours. Which isn't bad for most games these days but the ai was stupid and not aggressive as the old one. The CO Powers are now gone which mean they can't auto repair or do double damage but the ai has lost its balls. The single player is more adult in a sense thats its might be rated PG instead of G like the past games. The little kids are now replace with adults dealing with real problem such as a plague and crooked generals.

The wow is ok but boring since i lost my arena partner this past week. I spent about a good 1k gold on shadow res gear which is require for one fight in Black temple. I think the amount of money thats goes into beating one boss is gross because if you were just starting black temple you wouldn't have the gear for her and she would just be a time sink. I'm use to having res gear such as fire for mc and bwl, nature for aq40 and frost for naxx. However in those dungeons the res gears was use for more then just one fight. I think blizzard need to be more invented when its come to boss battle instead of a gear check, res gear check, fear check, or click check.

Later,
Chort

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Where Art Thou Arena Partner??


Arena!! Is the best part of wow because its makes you feel like a gladiator. It's show the best of the best on the battlegroup and i truly do enjoy it. However finding a partner is always hard because you don't want a noob (Insert Wreck). What do you look for in a partner do you look for class combination or how much information he knows about other classes. It's a combination of both and the more stranger the combo the better the result. A perfect example would be Elemental Shaman and Felguard Warlock. The team have CC and burst damage but lack longevity.

The reason i am writing about this is because my partner for 2v2 and 3v3 Penfifteen/Majargjr/Zach is gone. He apparently found a girl friend and is now in the land of pussy. The search for a new arena partner has begun! I try using a druid name hijinx who would just get rape in a matter of seconds. He was fully vengful gear however he didn't understand how to play a druid. The point of having a druid in 2v2 is hit/run and being annoying as hell. However he didn't quite understand that and just stood in caster form healing. The next choice who i haven't tested out yet it foxy the pally. However she doesn't talk in vent which is a major problem in arena; communication is key because i need to know if she spell lock or being focus.

The search is still open and i just hope zach find a balance between wow and girl friend. I give him another 2 weeks until he goes crazy and come back to wow but in the mean time i be doing arena with shitty wow players.

Later
Chort

Monday, January 21, 2008

Picking a Name/History



I think the most hardest part about making a blog is picking a title. I thought of many names such as Arena Master, Wow Lover to Majarg the mighty. My two other's friend have really cool bog names which are A2W and Heavy Mehtul. I decided on Th3 Ch3at because i been using this tag for about 3-4 years now and its very board.

My first game tag ever was T3 which most people think its base on Terminator3. I name myself thats mainly base on the T3 internet connection due to my reflected while playing MOH:AA. The name stuck for awhile until i change it to TX due to a Female Robot conversation. I was name TX for a long time due to the robot conversation and as we all know female robot don't exist. The name will later change to Th3Ch3at mainly because i was a huge HomeStar Runner fan. The name will warp into The Chort due to strongbad calling him the chort and wreck calling me chort instead of cheat. You might notice the tag Majarg which is my wow character but thats another story.

This was my first post; I hope its easy on the eye and easy to understand. Hopefully my writing will get better if i continue to write on this blog. I figure if i write in it on Mon, Wed and Friday thats my writing will have to get better.

Later,
The Chort